A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a 百度竞价推广inar1 on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, How many people here believe in ghosts? about 90 students raise their hands.
Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?
about 40 students raise their hands.
That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?
15 students raise their hands.
That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?
3 students raise their hands.
That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?
One student in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished2. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.
The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost.
The student replies, Ghost?!? Dang it, I thought you said ''GOATS.
